He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
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I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
they call him Oral-B. enough said
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
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Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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