you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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