i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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