All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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