it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
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I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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