CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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