Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
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she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
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holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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