I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
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Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
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I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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