i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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