the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Houston, we have a squirter
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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