Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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