You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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