From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I think your dad took our porno
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
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