She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
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I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
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Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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