Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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