i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
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remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
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Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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