well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
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i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
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I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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