we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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