I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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