he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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