We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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