Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
tonight lets celebrate not being married
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
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You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
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IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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