so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
please come you make the beer taste better
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
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just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
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HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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