well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
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That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
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YAS. BRING CRAB.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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