i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
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I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I just got carded by a ten year old.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
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He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
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