zippers are such a cool invention
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
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in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
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It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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