fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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