I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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