moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
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Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
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Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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