She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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