i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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