Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
