Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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