Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
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Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
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Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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