What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Randomize
