This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
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Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
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It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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