I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
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This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
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Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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