The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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