HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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