Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
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Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
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I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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