I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
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He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
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Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
tell me about the fingering
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