'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
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the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
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I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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