More tranny stories later!
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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