I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
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im calling her cock vulture from now on
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
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yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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