remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
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So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
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You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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