Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
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She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
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thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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