we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Randomize
