are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
