Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
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And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
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We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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