We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Randomize
