Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
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Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
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I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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