Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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