Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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