its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
then he tried to convert me to islam
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
You need a sexual gate keeper
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Randomize
